So I'm updating this lifeless tube of life.
Part One: Bold what's true
I am single
I have a boyfriend
Currently I have a crush on at least one guy (I'm so fucking lame.)
One of my favorite discussion topics is guys
I like guys with facial hair
I like clean shaven guys
I've been proposed to
I've been married
I've been divorced
I've wanted to marry a guy-friend before
I've wanted to marry my boyfriend
My favorite Color on guys is white
My Favorite Color on guys is black
It's creepy when some guys wear pink
I like guys with blonde hair
I like guys with black hair
I like guys with brown hair
I like guys with red hair
I like Emo Guys
I like Punk Guys
I like Jocks
Blue eyes on guys are beautiful!
Green eyes are the best!
Tall, dark, handsome with dark brown eyes!
I <3 guys with muscles
I like guys with shaggy hair
I've been given flowers for Valentines Day
My favorite part about guys is how funny they are
Guys; Can't live with them, can't live without them
I've said, "Why can't they invent something besdies guys to marry?"
I've kicked a guy where it counts before (LOL friend's ex-boyfriends XD)
A guy has called me cute before
A guy has called me pretty before
A guy has called me beautiful before
A guy has called me ugly before
I have been to the movies alone with a guy
I've been in love (Fuck and you to anyone who believes in that bull. Especially during adolescence.)
I've eaten alone with a guy before
I've been on a date
I like Chrstiain guys (Uh... Not overly religious, I like guys who make fun of their own beliefs sometimes though, ya?)
I don’t care about religion when it comes to Christian guys
Guys you have more wives…why can’t we have multiple husbands
I’ve called a guy cute before
I’ve called a guy handsome/hot before
I can look at a cute guy and not think about sex (... I hate you.)
I don't like guys who drink
I don't like guys who smoke
I don't like guys who sleep around
I like good moral guys
I like guys who know how to work, but don't become workaholics
I like guys who believe in waiting for marriage for sex (No. I like to get things done on the spot. Well... except for homework, maybe.)
I've almost crashed my car because I saw a cute guy (GO KARTS COUNT? XD Dear god, what a fucking whiplash I received... >.<)
A Guy has given me flowers before
A guy has kissed me in the last week (Do I look ganguro to you?)
A guy has hugged me in the last week (Friendship-wise, you lame fucks.)
I've tripped checking out a cute guy
I've broguht a movie/book just because the guy in it was cute
I love it when guys go shirtless (Too bad most of the guys at my school that DO go shirtless are either jocky or fat.)
...but it makes me blush
I know a guy who has gotten a girl pregnant (RUMORS MAKE ME LOL)
My close friend(s) is a/are guy(s)
I've had a guy in my room before
I've been to another guys house
I've taken a picture of a guy I like in the last three months
Guys look like angels when they sleep
A guy has gropped me before (GROPPED?)
A guy has grabbed my butt before
I've been asked for my phone number by a guy before
I've kissed a guy I've just met
I've bought a guy a birthday present before
Part Two: Bold the guys you like/think are cute
Charles Shaughnessy (The Nanny):
George Clooney
Tobey McGuire
Chris O' Donnell
Daniel Davis
Harrison Ford
Jesse McCartney
Lance Bass
Justin Timberlake
David Gallagher
Vin Diesel
Jake Gyllenhaal
Gary Sinise
Tom Cruise
Tom Hanks
Anton Yelchin (house of D)
James Franco
Elvis Presley
Zac Efron
Elijah Wood
Daniel Radcliffe
Johnny Depp
Orlando Bloom
William Moseley
Adam Pascal
Drake Bell
Aston Kutcher
Brendan Fraiser
Leonardo Dicaprio
Jeremy Stumper
Brad Pitt
Tom Felton
Matthew McConaghey
Sean Faris
Shane MacRae
Ryan Goseling
Hugh Grant
Shane West
Chad Micheal Murray
Kevin Costner
Seth Green (I added him because he PWNS those other bastards! LO AND BEHOLD THE SEXINESS OF CHRIS GRIFFIN'S VOICE ACTOR! <3)
Part Three: About the guy you like
(Answer the following questions about your boyfriend or crush)
Name: Um NO
Age: 999
Birthday: 6-6-06
Favorite Color: BLOOD
Music Type: YOUR FUNERAL THEME
Favorite Band: Your Mothers
Shoe Size:: 102
Height:: 3"2'
Weight:: 0 lbs
Brothers/Sisters?:: No
Movie they like:: No
Have you been to their house?:: No
Favorite Animal?:: No
Favorite Sport?:: No
Name some of their hobbies:: No
Favorite Food:: No
Favorite Drink:: No
A random Fact about them:: Not in your freaking life
PWNT ;d
01.I have big feet.
02.Even though I love my life, sometimes I wonder if I was better off dead.
03.When I get older, I want to be a rock star.
04.Penguins=<33333
05.I hate it when people use ‘<3’.
06.What’s the big deal with “Bob” nowadays?
07.My nails always break. (I eat them.)
08.That paperclip guy on Word annoys the crap out of me.
09.I get sunburned easily.
10.Getting mail makes me happy.
11.I wish I had friends who didn’t talk trash about me behind my back.*COUGHCOUGHCOUGH*
12.Teddy Geiger is gorgeous.
13.Who?
14.I love inside jokes.
15.Milk is disgusting. (SOYMILK FTW)
16.Although I do like chocolate milk.
17.I don’t like meeting new people.
18.I trip over a lot of stuff.
19.When my ceiling fan is on high, it scares me. (Hell no! I love when there's a tornado in my room :D)
20.My windows face the front yard.
21.I hate mowing the grass.
22.Freckles are cute. (*makes little orgy-driven gigglesqueal over certain opposite gender with freckles* ^3^)
23.I love click-y pens. (I LOVE PISSING OFF TEACHERS TOO :D)
24.My LA teacher reads the dictionary for fun. (I've had a few do that.)
25.Chili’s is awesome.
26.I’m afraid of heights.
27.Dude is a funny word.
28.I know a song in sign language.
29.Caps lock drives me crazy.
30.I think internet dating is actually kinda fun.
31.I hate it when tape dispensers run out of tape.
32.I don’t drink enough water.
33.I have less than 50 contacts in my phone.
34.Boredom sucks.
35.One time when I was little I gave myself a haircut.
36.I don’t like ice cream.
37.I really want to go to Six Flags right now…
38.Bologna is nasty. (SQUIRRELPLZ.)
39.I want contacts.
40.I write notes on my hands.
41. Num Lock is the most useless fucking key ever created and whoever decided to add it to the keyboard should be hit extremely hard.
I swear a lot. I'm in a Cid Highwind-esque mood tonight. Probably because I've listened to the "Highwind takes flight" theme ALL DAY.
Then I stole this from Shannon. Sorry! D:
A - Age you got your first kiss: HAHA that's funny.
B - Band listening to right now: Yuki Kajiura. SMECKS. <3
C- Crush: PENIS!
D - Dad's name: DAD
E - Easiest person to talk to: Your mother is a smooth-talker
F - Favorite band/singer at the moment: The Black Mages
G - Gummy worms or gummy bears: Both! Even though they make me sick...
H - Hometown: Luling, LA
I - Instrument: SAXSAXSAXSAX :D
J- Junior high crush: Penis McVagina
K - Kids: I love goats
L - Longest car ride ever: From Louisiana to St. Louis. WTF, 'RENTS?
M - Mom's name: Your Mom
N - Nicknames: That-one-girl-who-can-draw-anime-chicks-that-my-boys-can-masturbate-to
O - One wish: Answers
P - Phobia: Wasps, many insects, uh... walking alone while in clothing that sort of shows off my "assets". >.< Uh... being called a liar, and lying
Q - Quote: "..."
R - Reason to smile: ... penisyourmomvaginaballsack.
S - Last song you heard: B.T.
T- Time you woke up: 9:54 AM
U - Unknown Fact About You: I am a man :D
V - Vegetable you hate: HELLZ NO! VEGZ = HOMEZ U HEER?
W - Worst habit: I pick at my toenails :D
X - X-rays you've had: Like three.
Y - Yummy food: VEGGIES
Z- Zodiac sign: Sagittarius! ARCHERSSSSS! |